My mom and dad don’t really like each other any more but that time they came together for my 16th birthday meant everything to me.
that 3rd gif…she dunno what to do with her life.
she reeavulated EVERY decision from her kindergarten lunch box.
"Yo, why I choose Strawberry Shortcake, when Sesame Street was clearly more poppin."
"Why I let that nigga finger me in my dorm after the Alpha probate?"
"Fuck I leave my cheetah print shoes?"
"Does my job match my 401k contribution?"
"Who’s this nigga mama? I luh her."
"Dis nigga done poked a hole in my gahdamn esophagus & ion eem curr"
Ioooon eeem cair #FUCKINGflatline
I am DONE with these captions 😭😂😭😂
No chill… Lmfao
Nah, I reblogged for the comments lmmfaoo!
she don’t know what to do with her life. she contemplating why she lost her virginity in the first place. she questioning her whole existence dick so bomb. she lookin around for a way out knowing the dick latched to her insides. bags under her eyes cus dick putting her to sleep for good. she in her feelings like I don’t need to kill myself this dick finna do it for me. she questioning where her walls gone be at when he finished. she not ready for the cave pussy she bout to have.
yall gotta read all the captions
These captions gave me life. 😂
Melanin, in its blackest form, is the greatest absorber of ALL forms of energy. This explains why melanin-rich infants sit, speak, stand and walk much earlier, generally speaking, than those babies who are lacking this substance. This also explains why Original People can dance…
We are naturally able to absorb the sound, become one with it, and express this thru song and dance.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.